If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
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my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’
i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous
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